So I found myself watching Fox News at 11:30pm and was surprised to see a Very Special O'Reilly Factor about The Worst of the Web...looking deep into the dark heart of websites that are out to DESTROY people with whom they disagree!

First of all, I'm almost certain that the stock film they use of hands typing (and, if you listen to the narration, apparently engaged in DESTROYING innocent conservatives using the Power of the Internet) are using the exact same keyboards that EchoDitto just bought.

BASIC PREMISE:
Evil zombie bloggers will do anything to harm those with whom they disagree.

THE PLAYERS:
Bill O'Reilly, victim of the zombie bloggers
Jed Barron of the American Prospect...claim to fame? SLIMED by Media Matters.
David Kline, who wrote a book called (apparently without irony) Blog!

THE PROOF:
Liberal left-wing emails that Bill O'Reilly receives are all worded the same way. (hey, at least we're on message, right?)

THE HISTORY:
Until 1992: Evil bloggers met in a Marriot and ordered pizza (mmmm, pizza)
Post 1992: Blogged, spat venom, fed at the zombie trough
Present: Stalk Bill O'Reilly, worship a golden statue of George Soros

RESULTS:
1) No one will come on Bill O'Reilly because they are afraid of Media Matters sliming them! Cool.
2) OMG Bill O'Reilly has to have bodyguards because of the evil bloggers!

ULTIMATE TAKEAWAY:
Who are the bloggers who are attacking Bill O'Reilly in armed gangs and HOW CAN I JOIN THEM??? Evil bloggers: Please contact me at your earliest convenience at emily (at) echoditto dot com. I look forward to hearing from you.